International Ghost Hunter

Theres a ghost haunting my house and wailing through the night and its name is The Marshmallow

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

it’s so twisted that you don’t even get a sleep do over if you had bad dreams all night, you just have to get up and go to work same as if you’d had normal dreams. i should be able to call out nightmared

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

apple spider vinegar

actually, that sex scene is load-bearing