input title here

Delete this

you cant just BEAT your meat anymore ….learn to love yourself….TREAT that meat…!

making fun of small dick energy isn’t anti body positive fools. it’s about your spiritual dick. your soul cock. u can have a small dick and have the biggest dick energy in the world. dick energy transcends human form u cowards

What did I just read

the truth 

I love fanatics.

i diagnose u with small dick energy

I’ve been getting some good ass advice form Tumblr this weekend, but this post right here was what I really needed. Thank you.

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

delete this

i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

*adjusts my tinfoil hat* y’all are crazy

i wish no one knew anything about me