it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)
nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

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it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)
nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

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are you doing your civic duty and voting in the tumblr sexyman contest this year?
ive been doing my part for our great nation #ivoted
i don't care about all those tv-headed twinks
WE HAD HOMEWORK?!
Participate in democracy (or look at lyonel baratheon's corpse murdered by kermit the frog) at @sexy-people-contests-2026
Real bro stuff
Friendship ended with bent button
Now, Stefen is my best friend
sometimes I forget standing up isn’t painful and difficult for most people so I’ll be watching something like game changer and see the people standing behind their podiums the whole episode and think ‘wow don’t they need to sit down. how can they still think coherent thoughts’ and then I’m like oh. yeah. I have a disease
I am not as heavily tattoo’d as I’d like to be

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hey, does anyone know if tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day, or if it's like. a bank holiday.
hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem
nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression
Astronauts are so funny man. Here's just a couple of things I've found hilarious from this past week of space stuff:
It's probably already been spread around here enough already, but in case anyone's missed it; 7 hours after launch, commander Reid Wiseman, dealing with tech issues, uttered the generational quote "I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one of those are working."
After fixing the issues that were afflicting the onboard toilet, mission specialist Christina Koch (who has quickly become my favourite of the four) laughingly said “I’m the space plumber, I’m proud to call myself the space plumber.”
On Easter Sunday, the Artemis II crew hosted a makeshift egg hunt, by hiding packets of dehydrated scrambled eggs around their Orion capsule.
The way the crew always makes sure to make it very clear they're in space when doing interviews. From stuff like Wiseman just hanging out floating sideways on screen or Koch letting her hair loose so it can freely span out flowing around her.
While in transit, the crew decided to record a parody of those bad 80s sitcom intros where everyone turns and smiles at the camera.
When the crew reached the furthest point from Earth in the mission, they jokingly clambored over each other in an effort to get to the far side of the capsule, so that they could individually claim to be the furthest person from earth.
At the same time, on the ISS which was at the time on the other side of earth, the 7 astronauts onboard had a light-hearted race to the far side of the station, making jokes about being the furthest humans from Artemis.
On the way back to earth, NASA actually managed to establish an audio call between the crews of the ISS and Artemis II (where they shared the above info), and Koch called one member of the ISS crew, Jessica Meir, her "astro-sister" as the two of them previously spacewalker together in 2019. Meir then responded I'm so happy that we are back in space together, even if we are a few miles apart" (a few here being 230,000).
While Jeremy Hansen was doing an interview, Wiseman and Koch were just in the background swatting the mission mascot (a little moon plush toy named Rise) back and forth between each other.
The stuffie is their Zero Gravity Indicator (ZGI), which have been used on missions since 1961. It's a stuffie because stuffies are light.
this is going to have me on my hands and knees dry heaving
what the FUCK man.
You know how some people talk about timeless themes in literature and you kind of low-key think they're full of shit? Sometimes they're not.
Love this for space and sci-fi nerds

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happy forever, i love you. let's play football together, ok?
Who are you? I love you too.
You are becoming the deity of a body of water (a specific area, if you choose an ocean). You can live as long as it has life and water in it, and you will have divine powers (water based and minor unless you are at that place, in which case you have full control of it and all that lives in or is part of it). Does a place come to mind?
Yes, definitely (where?)
Can’t decide between a few (which?)
Can’t decide at all
I don’t know any bodies of water
I don’t want to have awesome water god powers
DID YOU KNOW that sometimes characters lie. out loud to others and internally to themselves, and it'll happen right there on the page. other times they are just flat out wrong and don't know it. oftentimes they don't ever find that out. a sizable portion of any story is decidedly not cold hard fact.

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Iranian lights his cigarette on a burning Israel flag. Seen in Tehran last night. (x)
Sexiest math operation?
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