Fake Friends, Real Bitches

you can turn it off but only once

i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can

this is literally shallow performed by lady gaga herself

Alaska and Hawaii are like DLCs for the U.S

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

The clown epidemic we had in 2016 was camp

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

Whoa mama mia cunt

companies taking down their rainbow pride logos at 12:00am july 1st and putting them away until next year

yes i am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. yes. ladies calm down haha i can share if youd like

the ladies are 300 rats that follow me around

They’re all ladies? That seems statistically improbable.

im a feminist

the signs arent even right

holy fuck

I can’t believe beef jerky single handedly destroyed gender

This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul

Pale people cant wear adidias jackets without looking like they look like they huff gasoline in czechoslovakia

That is exactly the look I’m going for