Knife Wife

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving