local cringe teen

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

you will never be a catboy

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

“Quick question, can I seduce god?”

very sexy of me to dress like a gay color blind rat i think

whats this guy doin

what guy

I’ve been looking for this post bc this is how I’ve felt for months now

getting rickrolled made me angry but getting stickbugged is so pleasant….

How do you feel about getting gnomed

FUCK that gnome

Hey let’s play Russian Roulette

click the link to find out who got you

Sorry i cant go out tonight im decomposing

^^^