We'd be embarrassed, but we're too busy thinking we're hilarious

Cas: Dean, we need to talk.

Dean: Uh, sure, Cas. What’s up?

Cas: I’ve done some research online and I also asked Sam for some advice, but I’m still a bit unsure on how to do this. I was wondering, if possibly, you would like to attend a romantic dinner with me?

Dean: Do you mean a date?

Cas: Yes. A “date.”

Dean: You know we’ve been going out for years, right? You don’t have to ask anymore.

Cas: Um…no we haven’t.

Dean: Yes, we have.

Cas: I’m pretty sure I would have remembered if we were a couple, Dean.

Dean: No, man, we’re definitely together. 

Cas: No, we’re not.

Dean: So I haven’t brought anyone home since 2012 for nothing?

Cas: We haven’t even had any intimate contact.

Dean: I thought you just weren’t into that! Besides, doesn’t that eye thing count?

Cas: What eye thing?

because why the fuck not, it’s christmas bitches

“Dean, what I want for Christmas is for you to get your fucking head out of your ass.”

“Happy birthday to me. Hey, Dean, I really really want a puppy and for you to ask Cas out this year.”

“Happy new year, guess what I wished for, Dean. That’s right! Please stop staring at cas and make a move, now.”

For those asking, here is the link to the iTunes app: BoycottTrump by Nathan Lerner https://appsto.re/us/NSI1fb.i

My mind immediately goes to Outlander. And those romance novel covers that always look like this: