"Welcome home, Good Hunter."

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

This seems to have vibed with a lot of folks, so as encouragement: after posting this, I did in fact write a whole chapter. So you can do it too! You ARE capable of putting sentences together!

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

This post has been officially deemed Too Based tm for the Elden Ring subreddit. So sad, in this day and age, to see The Scarlet Rot so stigmatized. God forbid Romina, Saint of the Bud, does anything.

Today I literally made the six-seven hand motion subconsciously, 100% on instinct, when I encountered a six followed by a seven and had a moment where I looked down at my hands and realized in horror that the brainrot may be terminal