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ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries

great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now

they broke up

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win

Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.

Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.

All of these things. All of them.

This entire post sums up my belief system from the time I was five years old to now.

Determination.

can u imagine being slandered and demonized for doing the same thing a man gets away with months later…… tell me again double standards don’t exist

Alternative caption: When you ask the flight attendant for some hot tea.

STILL TRUE

i appreciate that he used a black, lesbian couple and their beautiful black baby to illustrate this point because i am damn tired of neil patrick harris being the face of queer struggle

^^ exactly. It’s important.

don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly 

someone get me this mf shirt so i can be the dirty hippie i am