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babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

you don’t have to write safe practices and contract agreements. your audience knows not to apply any of this in their real lives, sasuke doesn’t know what a safe word is im begging you please write the toxic yaoi

You'll never guess what's loose in my bed right now.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

(Rolling over in bed and tucking my google doc's hair behind its ear) what did we get up to last night...