Pizzacapaldi

The catholic church has a secret menu just ask for the body of Christ monkey style and they’ll give you a wafer with peanut butter on it

Hope everyone is well today !

And tomorrow !!!!

After that you’re on your own

why are we here? just to suffer? every day the Avatar destroys my cabbage cart

I fucking love garlic. Garlic haters get off my blog

As a Frenchie, c'est bon 😙

dont know what that means but we should fuck

sometimes i hate tumblr but then one of you posts a picture of a little cow with curly hair. and i remember why im here.

being in your 20’s is like “if I can just get through this week I’ll be ok” but every fucking week

They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory

throw Gwyneth Paltrow in and tell her she was in Twilight.. just to see what she comes up with