All children grow up except one

to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

I’m stupid and bi and it’s all u need to know about me

"I wouldn't want to bother anyone," I say as the thing inside of me eats me alive.

an incredible linguistic blessing that UwU and OwO are emoticons you can pronounce out loud

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit