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i want to be a hamster so i can die inexplicably and become a funny story

wylan gets cold hands really quickly but jesper’s are almost permanently warm so at this point wylan just sticks out his hand and jesper will encapsulate it with his to be wylan’s personal little hand warmer

whenever wylan is too short to reach something he does not ask jesper to get it for him, instead he climbs on his back so he can still take it himself

jesper has the weirdest food combinations ever and wylan is always a bit disgusted by him but jesper forces him to try it and it is pretty tasty 8/10 times.

jesper makes the BEST novyi zem/wandering isle dishes and wylan devours them every single time because with his father every single night was like. dry potatoes. maybe a bit of broccoli or spinach. so he loveloveloves jespers cooking

jesper is the little spoon.

they love playing board games and get suuuuper competitive and fanatic with each other

jesper does dishes, wylan dries them. because wylan doesn’t like the feeling of water after the… events and also he hates the feeling of leftover food against his fingers and jesper thinks drying is too boring so it’s the perfect distribution

whenever reading letters or documents to wylan jesper adds in his own comments and wylan thinks this is HILARIOUS. like “these products were bought for 290 kruge, damn this guy’s handwriting is ugly, shipping will be done on monday…”

wylan tries to paint jesper very often but jesper can’t really sit still long enough to make an absolutely accurate portrait so usually wylan just tries to capture jesper’s essence and that is enough. eventually, though, wylan had jesper’s face so completely memorised he can paint him without jesper even being there.

They might suffer. They might take their knocks, but Wylan was right, in the end they were all supposed to stay standing. "No mourners" Jesper said, surprised by the ache of tears in his throat. "No funerals" they all replied softly.

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