let me love you ,ok

HEY???? Where the hell do you think you’re going??

Knew I had to draw this the second I saw the entry about Ingo in the museum because what do you mean he just went adios and dipped just like that?? Literally appeared and disappeared under mysterious circumstances

This pitbull got the neighbors' dog pregnant.

clark reupload

Part one begins with two sock puppet people. One holds up a paper with a drawing of Clark and says: “This is my OC, his name is Clark.” The other one smiles and says: “Wonderful, what sort of OP powers does he have?” The creator of Clark says: “None.”

Their friend says: “Ok thats cool..ls he attractive at all?” Clark’s creator says: “No he’s quite below average honestly.” Their friend’s face falls and they ask: “Ok well what about an over dramatic back story?” Clark’s creator says: “not really, his parents love him very much.” The friend frowns: “Ok well where is he from? Hell? A magic forest?” Clark’s creator says: “connecticut.”

Part two starts with Malfina’s entrance. She booms: “MORTALS BOW DOWN, I AM MALFINA THE DEMON WITCH AN- woah dude you are a solid 4/10.” Clark says: “Howdy i’m Clark want to come over to my parents’ house for a connecticut dinner”. (Note: “Connecticut” is spelled wrong). Malfina stares, then squints and asks: “what.”

Part three starts with Clark saying: “Welcome to my parents’ home.” The view changes to show Clark’s parents. They look just like him, but one wears a red bow and one wears a top hat. They say: “We are proud parents, please drink the connecticut water.” Clark’s mother holds out a glass of bright yellow-green liquid. Malfina looks down with horror at the glass, then looks up with a frown and says: “I do not want the connecticut water.”

Part four starts with Clark’s mother saying: “You look like a cold harlot out in a snowstorm, here is a sweater.” She holds out a pink sweater that says “connecticut kitty” with some kind of animal on it. Malfina puts her hands to her mouth in delight and says: “oh.” Clark’s mother says: “I baked it fresh for you this morning.” The view zooms in on Malfina’s face, her eyes wide and shadowed as she says: “what.”

Part five starts with a woman of similar form to Clark. Her head is elongated, and she is wearing a green bow. She says: “Hey clark who’s this hussy you’re with? I just won "miss tall head connecticut”. Why don’t you get with me a REAL woman.“ Malfina looks unimpressed as she says: "I could vaporize you.” Clark interjects: “Now you hold on right there Cindy, this gals got a heart of gold and you can’t talk down to her like that.” Malfina’s expression does not change, but she is blushing very faintly.

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ART: I’m a giant space ship you cannot hurt me in a way that matters

Murderbot: *locks itself in the bathroom and refuses to talk*

Principal Ambrose: *enters the room* Oh! You've regained consciousness!

Principal Ambrose: Are you hurt anywhere?

MC: ...

MC: What the fu— Principal Ambrose?!

Principal Ambrose: *chuckles* Hello. I'm glad you still know me.

MC: *looks puzzled*

Principal Ambrose: I've prepared your uniform and your own place to stay within the campus.

Principal Ambrose: Oh! I almost forgot! Che'nya had informed you haven't eaten yet. I'll ask Neige to bring you something. If you would be so kind to tell me what your favorite food is, we would bring that to you instead.

MC: ...

Riddle: Headmage! What have you done?!

Vil: Because of you, they've kidnapped the Prefect!

Crowley: I wasn't expecting Headmage Ambrose would actually do it... But he promised that they would welcome the Prefect with open arms—

Malleus: Are you saying you're not going to do anything to bring them back?

Crowley: O-Of course not, Draconia-kun! I'm one responsible, kind, and considerate headmage. And MC has been an excellent student of Night Raven College.

Malleus: *still glaring murderously at him*

Crowley: ...

Crowley: I'll speak with Ambrose again.

Principal Ambrose: I'm sorry. But that won't do. *chuckles*

Principal Ambrose: They've already adapted themselves to this school.

MC: *yelling at the RSA students to fuck off*

RSA students: *wants to dress them up for a tea party*

Principal Ambrose: And we have an agreement, Crowley.

Crowley: Yes...

Principal Ambrose: Anyway, I'll talk to you soon. *laughs* *then hangs up*

Crowley: ...

The housewardens: *surrounding him*

Crowley: ...