Bits and Bops

someone being patient with u is one of the softest forms of love

Don’t call me pretty, tell me what song I remind you of

Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

No one talks enough about the fact that Jesus had a day job.

He repaired the relationship between humanity and god, he also repaired the table in his friend Mary's house cuz it wobbled too much.

“honey that guy who made our table got crucified” 

i am totally here for these Bonkers But Technically Canon Compliant religion posts

dude you can respect a woman and still leave your hand print all over her ass

im sorry for being so cute and fuckable and such a good girl or whatever 🙄 like its my fault

My sexual fantasy is someone being so obsessed with me that they cannot go one day without talking to me

maybe one day you’ll relate to the poems about being in love and being loved back. and not the ones about longing for it like it’s something distant & unattainable for you.