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I would never need to eat again

You wouldn’t. It’s true.

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

trump come to tumblr

everyone against this was clearly never here for when Alex Jones made a tumblr and got run off, not by staff banning him, but by regular users sending him messages saying they were going to fuck his wife

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

Modern day Sysiphus

the best part is at the end when you can hear the dispenser go again

new fucked up ben affleck pic dropped

for some reason as a kid i thought a bitch was some kind of weapon. i always envisioned it as something akin to a battering ram