Hello there.
Thank you for stopping by. This Tumblr mainly exists to wrangle the links to a handful of my stories that have miraculously made it to publication (see: "Published Nonsense"). Feel free to send a carrier pigeon/coded letter/DM and say "hello" (or "goodbye", or "I know where you hid the body", or "Francis has betrayed us").
Offers for multimillion dollar publishing deals, mysterious (and haunted) castles for writing, and bribes are almost always considered.
Kind regards,
The author


















