I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.
That’s enough to keep me going.
@cryptonature Man do I have good news for you!
Also! Bonus frog!
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I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.
That’s enough to keep me going.
@cryptonature Man do I have good news for you!
Also! Bonus frog!

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been reposting my tumblr posts on bluesky. don't tell those chumps i'm feeding them my leftovers lmao
me: i really need to lock in tomorrow and make The Phone Call and a few other chores
the library app: all systems red is ready for you :) you have time for this right

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Yesterday I watched the Among Us show, purely because it's created by Owen Dennis, creator of Infinity Train.
I thought it was a mixed bag.
The pacing is the biggest problem.
The beginning is very slow and not very good. But it does get better as it goes on. By the time it gets really good the show is already over. Part of that is because the cast gets smaller and get more time to shine individually.
The show really needed a much punchier pacing in order to balance the many characters it starts with.
I still recommend you watch it, especially if you have Paramount+
Do be warned that the show is very gory. To a surprising degree considering this is the extent of the gore in the source material
Also, the show stars Tulip's VA Ashley Johnson and composed by Infinity Train's composer Chrome Canyon.
So if you close your eyes you can pretend that you're watching a weird season of Infinity Train.
For those who needed to hear it today
You ever think about how old people have no idea what “survivor bias” is, and take full credit for being excellent out of things where they lucked out?
“Back in my day we didn’t have any of these childhood protective things, we were smart enough not to do stupid shit on our own!” Except your little neighbour, who got the funniest idea at the age of seven, and got his skull pierced when he slipped?
“Back in my day nobody got divorced, we stuck together and fixed our problems!” What about your cousin, who was slowly killed by her husband because she had nowhere to escape him?
“Back in my day nobody had ‘mental problems’, we didn’t whine, we just toughed it out and endured life!” Hey remember that guy you used to work with, who seemed really friendly and normal, and then suddenly hanged himself ‘for no reason’?
“Back in my day we didn’t have any of this ‘gay’ or ‘transgender’ thing.” You did, but your family cut all ties with her before you were born.
You kinda start seeing it in everything they think, if you start looking for it.
“When we were kids nobody whined about car seats or bike helmets. We didn’t use them, and we all survived!”
Yeah, except for the ones who didn’t.
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"
the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

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how i feel trying to explain that theres a utah-mormon conspiracy to stop a private investigation into an elderly man being swindled out of a quarter million dollars worth of lego
a rather unfortunate hobby of mine is recreating undertale/deltarune songs so that i can replace the melody with megalovania. i dont know why i do this
like this
i will not be stopping
you and i both know these bars are too far apart to stop me
aaand another one
cant forget this one
probably something like this
[ID: A bunch of Undertale tracks with their instruments set to play Megalovania (Once Upon a Time, mus_st_him, Death by Glamour, Your Best Friend, Temmie Village, Start Menu, and Power of "NEO") with tags reading "#I think this might be illegal actually op #go to undertale jail" and a pic of OP's avatar in Papyrus' shed, and a comment by @cherub-investigation0802 reading "Okay now Im curious of what the inverse is like" with Megalovania set to play Fallen Down. /End ID]
Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere
So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.
So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.
And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)
HR wants to meet with me for a ONE HOUR EXIT INTERVIEW
How do I nicely say "during my time at this establishment, I went to (you) the college HR, the university HR, the ethics board, and the State of Goddamn Illinois over the blatantly illegal and abusive shit y'all conduct here, and nothing has changed a bit. I think this meeting will be a waste of my time and time is money."
Man I'm just so fuckin angry. The amount of disrespect and bullshit I've tolerated in the past 4 years. The amount of times I've been told to shut my fuckin mouth and look the other way. These two years have been the years of cleaning house first with my fuckass husband then with my fuckass gender and now with this fuckass job.
They sent me an exit interview survey.
Should I:
not full it out. They won't change anything anyway
full it out with calm, honest feedback
shred them. Make them cry. I'm not coming back anyway
My beloved followers encouraging me to violence

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so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"
and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."
This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.
I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.
@thatlittleegyptologist
Judge OP’s heart
I laughed, I lighten his heart.
His heart shall be heavier for this.