Nik

Sometimes you gotta pick a cat up just to set them back down somewhere nearby. Remind them who calls the shots in your house. Oh you thought you were lying on the floor? Dead wrong fool you're standing on the couch cushion now staring up at me waiting for an explanation. You'll never get it. I'm gone. I'm walking away. I'm already in the next room before you can so much as mutter a confused "meow." later son. you're reexamining your place in the universe all by yourself. Consider my power in a empty living room

It has been brought to my attention that I am way too fruity for this world of vegetables

if god doesn’t want me to test him, maybe he should stop testing me

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

You’re an elf who has been awarded a scholarship for one of the most prestigious schools of magic in all of the realms! The… Massachusetts Institute of Technology? Wait, what?

doctor prescribed me 18hrs of screen time a day and a caffeine addiction

get yourself a man who crumples like a soggy piece of paper

just folds over and sobs

paper mache type guy

Used to be a "not like other girls" kid to a "I'm not even a girl" kid.

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING