Pirate Queen at the Helm

.digimon / kido jou aka joe

Takes anger out on expensive and possibly important console that could in some way control the GIANT STARSHIP FLYING THROUGH SPACE.

(Last time lightsabers and consoles mixed, the entire base on Mustafar was enveloped in lava, and your beloved grandfather lost 3 limbs, but ya know, whatever.)

Carries a full-size human being in his arms through the forest over rough terrain and then through a war zone instead of using the force he just knocked her out with. 

(Bro, this is as bad as Gandalf not using the eagles more to make life easier for everyone in Middle Earth. Learn!)

Waits for an undetermined amount of time for an unconscious person to wake up in this super comfortable position, and then continues interrogation from squat position when they rouse. 

(Maybe the gym on Starkiller was closed for renovations, and there was no way Kylo was missing leg day.)

Does not walk 10 feet to pick up lightsaber he’s unsuccessfully tried to call to himself twice already.

(For that stubbornness, he deserved to get at least a little whack on the nose from his oh-so-precious lightsaber as it flew past his face. Karma dude.)

Tries to sit up and put pressure on MASSIVE GAPING SHOULDER WOUND, just to get a better look at the person who practically sliced your face in half.

(You know, this is definitely one of those “sort out your priorities moments”. Clearly the planet is imploding and you’re sporting fatal wounds, but naw, let’s get a better look-see.)

He clearly has a lot of passion. Logic…maybe no so much 

Use the Force Luke