I can put anything here?

then i love all that you are

i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?

white people you don’t need to say you’re white when you reblog this btw. you don’t even need to mention it btw

The length that fan artists draw spamton's nose directly correlates to the degree of trust I hold in them. Can you give me a second please I need to make a chart

Punching Him Thursday

do NOT awawa at your former coworker who is messaging you on linkedin trying to help you get a job at his current company

its such a natural response that i've typed it out of habit and then deleted it like 6 times

my toxic trait is that i genuinely believe that the side effects of immortality won't affect me. i have so much stuff i want to learn i won't even notice the centuries go by. also i'm nosey as hell so the decades-deep gossip would keep myself from isolating from human society because i want to know what's going on. i would make such a good vampire i stand by this