undiagnosed but something ain't right

i have decided that you have feelings for me #empath

For real my friend Tyler trying to get his mouth fucked tonight hmu if U intrested hes 29 and not very handsome at all and he gives bad head

Hws high key ugly as fuck and needs his throat busted in urgenlty

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

can you read me a bedtime post?

I just had sex with hello neighbor.

May I please have 1 everything