new lumos

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

have a custom option so people can put in neopronouns and if you put in he/him or she/her the game kicks you out

the game just closes like if you try to name yourself gaster

Saying replacement words like grape to describe sexual assault is already cringey enough, but using a mother fucking grape emoji is on a whole other level. If you do that let it be known I hate you

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

Every day I mourn the irrepairable damage that cringe compilationers have done to the art community as a whole. Fly high possessive undertale selfshippers and amateur flipaclip furry animators. Your legacy will not be in vain and I wish people weren't so cruel to you

You may notice that stoning someone is considered violent, but getting stoned is generally a good time. Similarly, getting your shit rocked is usually bad, but rocking someone’s world is almost always positive. This is because we rocks are very nuanced and complex

dude your cigarette fucking bit me

Did not imagine a cigarette and instead imagined Sollux saying this to Eridan, whereupon Eridan promptly bites Sollux's lower lip, making it bleed and then they hate make out or whatever.

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talk to me like that again and you’ll need some stronger coping mechanisms