sinful & saintly

I wrote 80 pages of a serial killer romance instead of doing my finals we are so back

Just opened the app and trypophobia immediately triggered. I’m going to bed. Goodnight.

This is so first world problems but I ordered food and the notes literally say “bottom left unit” and this stupid motherfucker left it at the top floor right unit. There is no hope left

A mug warmer is the best invention ever made bc I just took a long ass nap and woke up hours later and my tea is STILL warm. God is real

Sometimes I’ll be like, I think maybe I’m in the mood to jerk off, and then I think about the effort that goes into the whole ordeal and I’ll be like, actually maybe I’ll read until I fall asleep