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Aziraphale’s bookshop, 100% edible and made out of sugar! 🎄🎄 A very merry holiday season to all my Ineffables!!

The tiny carrot bun,,,, they look so forlorn. I love how expressive you can make these lil guys with just small things like eye shape,,, amazing

Headcanon that Hernando and Jorge were impressions that Bruno used to do to entertain his nieces and nephews, who thought they were FANTASTIC. “It’s actually me!!” is exactly what you’d say to a baby you’re pretending with.

Dolores: it was hard for Bruno with such a humbling gift and he was misunderstood because of his prophecies yk :(

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

bruno @ his rat telenovela: and they were roommates