not active- a memory of unrestricted access to the internet

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

also gay rock sex is more intimate than any of us mere humans could possibly comprehend

valkyrie kissing the maiden’s hand my beloved <3

how many comic book bros do you think walked out of the theater at the mention of Korg's gay dads? and how many of those ended up seething when they went home and found out Korg is also gay?

that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumbass stupid bee post was going around and someone was trying to argue w me abt how unethical beekeeping for honey was so i was like “ahaha what? i don’t beekeep for the honey i throw that nasty goop out! i eat the bees. crunchy” and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life

OP I want you to know that you are a hero.

The fact that Twitter allows porn but not public death threats and tumblr allows public death threats but not porn is objectively funny and the fact that a large portion of us chose the latter over the former is objectively funnier