Sleeplessly Embracing

it’s the middle of the night and i am now ready to start The Task!

right after i watch this short video

there is literally nothing worse than accidentally eating a really soft grape

have you ever eaten a soft grape

Boil up some mountain dew.  It’s gonna be a long night.

You could have said anything else

Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, baja blast to fuel my trouble

god made me bisexual as a gift to all of you, so maybe you should start acting a little more thankful

that bald kid from avatar

bong?

water

no he was an air blender

Bruh what if we lived together 😳😳😳and had a garden😳😳😳😳

accidentally opened an mp3 in photoshop. didnt know you could do that

what did it do ? can you show us ?

"but my dad's a cop!!" okay piglet

i love when the woman in my bluetooth earbuds says connected... yes we are girl <3

jane austen really just repeatedly said “the sexiest thing a man can be is kind, selfless, attentive and honest about his feelings” and, as always, she was correct every single time

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you