Purposeless life

I already said english language can be pretty confusing for a non native speaker and here's another example: the way you guys shorten what different devices are called. Like "give me remote". Remote interest? Remote possibility? Remote cousin? Remote what, goddamit!?

I wonder how many people saw that grape-batman viral post and thought: "This guy is hilarious!" and decided to check my blog and then were like "nope".

Have you noticed that a lot of kid celebrities disapper during their teenage years just to resurface as popular, handome and even more succesful adults? What if those kids actually grow up to be pretty unremarkable and then some sort of Secret Sheriff Police Hollywood Overlords swap them for somewhat similar looking talented adults?

A flock of crows is called a murder of crows and if you don't think that's the coolest thing in english language, I strongly insist that you should leave the vicinity of my visage in great haste.

Welcome to Night Vale is the first thing in my life making me wish I had a 7.1 soundsystem.