He's never gonna hear the end of it.

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all i can think of him is him working on his shitty little macbook in splatoon 2. bro. you're rich now working in coffee shops you absolute starbucks drinking ass milennial why are you back doing back alley deals. huh? financial crisis? squid stocks down too low? fucker?

Note. computer gives money. theres a red line pointing towards trees. theres no real explanation for it but it could be crypto. sea snail nfts. burning trees to mint them on the block chain. bro got into crypto and it crashed.

side order

also while i was checking the octo expansion dialogue i noticed that. pearl used the term "smoothied" here. they know what a blender is. i think they're all stupid </3

[Source - SplatoonJP]

wait important addition

FOUND.fla (commission)

NOTE: Several characters are referred to with they/them. This is due to how Japanese is written, it's easy for pronouns and gendered terms to be omitted. This does not mean these characters are "canonically nonbinary.” The exceptions to this are Orion and Acht, who both use they/them pronouns in English.

a FULL translation of the September 10th 2015 interview with the Splatoon sound team, detailing the sound production behind Squid Squad, Hero Mode, sound effects and the Squid Sisters (despite their actual composer not being involved with the interview). i hope you enjoy!