Dangerous men should be destroyed

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

Explain.

my two brain cells

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

Inside you there are two hamsters…

I feel like this is something @theshitpostcalligrapher would write.

no no this one is a @carpe-aurore, I do chunkier scripts and she does a copperplate that would slay this

It occurs to me that some people might not actually know where the now-memetic “evil is defeated” image comes from, so here you go.

This just makes me want the context more.