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@pinkfoolery
*minor trigger warning alcohol*
Getting asked by people in college if we could have been friends in high school is so funny bc they were band kids valedictorian and I was drinking vodka between classes and getting beat up for liking girls
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Tourists making fun of my regional accent when they are visiting my region has to be some sort of cosmic joke my little plebeian brain cannot understand
Me, working a shitty minimum wage job during a heatwave and a national holiday : Damn, can this day get even worse ?
The universe : alright bet
*Person I knew during the worse time of my life enter the store*
A girl asked me to spend the night and I almsot said yes before remembering I can only fall asleep using the murder victim pose
Visual reconstitution of me sleeping btw:
After working at a bakery close to the beach, you would be surprised the number of people that take offense in the fact they need to wear clothes
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Never having to speak to my parents again is a way better motivator for my studies than I thought
It’s finally time-
I’m going back to the soils
Everyone has been very nice to me today…
They are finally gonna k*ll my a$$
Shoutout to this very drippy 12yo I saw this afternoon
Oh so NOW you want to listen to the ominous and very vague comment I made earlier, huh ??
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People at work keep offering me food and I always refuse bc I’m a paranoid weirdo but now they are starting to get suspicious of me 😭
The skrunkly
I’m cross-posting this on tiktok and here bc one of my friend only has tumblr lol
I held a baby for the first time today, 0/10 would not recommend.
Trip to the parent so bad I’m catching myself looking at hopecore video
Said "Chat" irl and a girl asked me if I also talked to ChatGPT instead of thinking I’m talking to an imaginary twitch chat.
Day RUINNED.
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D3rlord3 is really deadwife-maxing and I can respect that in a man
I keep thinking about D3rlord3 saying Avery “showed him all the beauty of the universe” and going a little insane over it because what do you MEAN all the beauty of the universe. You have seen everything. You have brushed up against infinity. You have knowledge beyond human scale. And your conclusion is still this spectacularly lonely loser (I mean that with all the love in my heart), made your existence beautiful again.
I'M DISTRAUGHT. The tragedy isn’t even that they met. It's that d3rlord3 had the capacity to understand infinity, but only learned how to value something finite right before he died. And of course it had to be another loser. Of course it had to be someone equally out of place and equally lonely and not built for any of this. The worst part about their dynamic is that if they had met earlier, it might have saved him. And if they had met later, it might have destroyed Avery too, but they met at the exact point where d3rlord was already too far gone—the ONLY possible moment where love could not save them.
(I need everyone to be sicker about them immediately.)
