Jude: Locke died?
Taryn: Yeah.
Jude: He’d do anything for attention.

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Jude: Locke died?
Taryn: Yeah.
Jude: He’d do anything for attention.

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no one seems to understand Amy March like i do 😔
writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.
jude: i came here to say i’m sorry.
cardan: go ahead.
jude: no, that was it, i did it. i said i’m sorry.
jude: hey, i said it again. now i got one in the bank so i can do whatever i want.
cardan later, retelling this: it was so emotional, she would not stop apologizing so of course i forgave her, my amazing goddess of a wife the high queen of elfhame herself.
he was just proud of her for being able to say it at all
it is now 6 am. i’ve finished. if anyone has the alternate epilogues pls pls share.

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it’s 4 am. i’m over halfway done with a curse for true love. it’s so good i literally can’t stop.
cardan: hey, jude
jude: don’t talk to me
cardan: what did i do?
jude: last night you go so drunk you put my ipad in the blender and said you were making apple juice
jude and cardan are so ken and barbie coded.
taryn: i have some news.
jude: that locke is a korean toilet ghost? booorrriiinngg. we already knew that.
taryn: locke is dead.
jude: say what now?
jude: there is no way that’s true. as locke says when he sees deodorant, i’m not buying it.
jude: if he were dead, we would hear the sounds of children singing in the streets.
jude: i came here to say i’m sorry.
cardan: go ahead.
jude: no, that was it, i did it. i said i’m sorry.
jude: hey, i said it again. now i got one in the bank so i can do whatever i want.

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wylan: thanks, dad.
the crows:
wylan: why’s everyone staring at me?
nina: you just called kaz dad. you said “thanks, dad.”
jude: my body is terrified of me.
jacks: i came here to say i’m sorry.
evangeline: go ahead.
jacks: no, that was it, i did it. i said i’m sorry.
jacks: hey, i said it again. now i got one in the bank so i can do whatever i want.
emerging out of the woodworks to ask for dramione fic/account/fanart recs pls
i like: hogwarts era esp 8th year, smug draco, pining draco and oblivious hermione (esp when draco is actively flirting and she thinks he’s making fun of her, muggle au esp college au, and banter
hoping for one shots/shorter fics but am honestly happy w anything even if it doesn’t fit the tropes described
Cardan: The next time Jude is angry, I'll just drape her in a cape and say "now you're super angry"
Cardan: maybe she'll laugh, maybe I'll die

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locke: being a ginger has plagued me my entire life. people say i smell like copper. i can get a sunburn indoors at night. according to recent legend, i have no soul.
taryn: 3 weeks ago you said you were disappointed that I didn't have a baby that has a cut up mouth.
the ghost: 5 minutes ago you said cardan belong to a 12 step program.
cardan: wait what?
jude: you’re addicted to vests.