丑八怪

Jesus

I bet those two are couple now..

I’m gay

me too

This is such a great story

mlm-wlw solidarity

The gay PR guy in that came up with this Nintendo/Ariana crossover deserves a raise

what really gets me about ace-attorney-sexy-clown.gif is the suspender snap. that has to hurt. why is she doing that

OK...... WHAT?

oh! those arent her real tits, theyre balloons! theres a gif of her tits popping when you catch her in a lie

holy shit

isn't she a murderer in that case she's in?

Bitch what the fuck-

This is why I LOVE same-sex relationships. Like, who’s gonna propose?? Probably both!!

Lesbians destroying marriage

honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that 

change your name and gender at least twice a year for security reasons

using a gender manager so I don't have to memorize what gender I'm currently using for which accounts

booty shorts that read “do not resuscitate”

that only works if they find you ass up but I guess you have plans

fanny pack that says “please turn over”

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough