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HECK YEAH THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD

I FINALLY GET TO WRITE MY NDRV3 OTP

HELL YEAH

ps: IT’S KAEMAKI

~ A very Happy mod Kirumi

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The ultimate maid wandered the halls of the large academy. She has woken up early just to get ahead of everyone else. It was 6 am and she had made breakfast, gotten changed, and had everything set up for today.

Why is today so special, you ask?

Why, it’s valentine’s Day of course!

The maid has decided that today was the day that all the akward couples who couldn’t even look each other in the eyes would finally get together. And she knew who her first targets were.

She has already slipped the notes under their doors, and she was headed to the place where they were to meet. As she peeked her head around the corner, she heard two voices of two very important people.

“A-ah, Kaito! I got your note”

“Huh? What note? I got a note from you”

As the two were conversing, the maid carefully snuck up behind them, and-

BLAM

She shoved then into the cuboard.

“Okay, so that’s done. Onto the next couple!”

As she was walking away, she could here the two blabbering fools trying to calm each other and get out of there. She looked at the key as she swung it around her finger

“Poor, poor SaiMota”

She whispered.

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Next, the Maid was off in search for a certain Anthropologist. Luckily, she stumbled upon him in the library, reading a book about the different countries. She smiled thoughtfully as an idea came to her head.

She swiftly walked towards the room that housed a certain adventurer. Knocking on the door, she quickly explained to Rantaro that Korekiyo had wanted him in the library. She didn’t fail to notice the small blush that spread over the avocado’s cheeks.

After she had sent him off, she was off on her next quest.

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She looked over her list once more.

SaiMota? ✔️

AmaGucci? ✔️

IruNaga? ✔️ (Angie x Miu)

TenMiko? ✔️

GokuMaru? ✔️ (Gonta X Nekomaru)

KiibOuma? ✔️

Her eyes landed on the final word at the bottom of her page. Oh, this was gonna be a hard one.

KaeMaki

She had the perfect plan to get the two star-crossed lovers together, and immediately set off for the music room.

When she arrived, however. She was met with a brilliant sight.

Maki Harukawa was sitting on the grand black piano, eyes closed and lost in the tune, as Kaede akamatsu played the beauty that was Clair de lune.

The maid just smiled to herself, nodding as she slowly walked back to her room.

She sat down on her bed, falling backwards as she stared at the ceiling.

Now that she had paired every one off, what was she to do?

She sighed sadly to herself, knowing that she would be spending another valentine’s Day alone.

Just as she was about to dose off, she heard a small knock on her door. She wandered over, tilting her head in curiousity as she opened the door.

“Happy valentine’s Day, Tojo-San!”

Before her stood the ultimate cosplayed herself, Tsumugi Shirogane, Holding out a little Pink heart-shaped box of chocolates.

“You need friends, your wife isn’t your friend.”

“We go away for guys weekend, no girls allowed, but it’s not for like strippers or anything.  It’s just camping for a weekend and getting drunk and dirty.  You know, girls hate that stuff.”

“Man you are so lucky your girlfriend plays games too.  She doesn’t get mad when you stay up to play.  My bitch would never have that. hahahaha” 

“So I had to explain to him that he can’t keep taking the dolls.  Even if he thinks Elsa and Anna are pretty ladies, and i dunno i think he just likes to undress them??  but he has to give them back to his sister.” 

“[some complaint about the lukewarm noodle they’re dating] AUGH! Men, right?”

“You’re putting on weight, you’re not going to get a husband like that.” *pats my stomach*

“You dress like a guy.”

“When are you going to have a boyfriend? Are you gay?”

“You should dress more like a girl.”

“Youd get all the guys if you just lost a little weight.”

“You could be a total heartbreaker if you put a little more effort into your appearance.”

“If you dont watch that attitude problem youll land an abusive husband, no job, no friends, horrible children, etc”

And my personal favorite:

Like, if they already know you’re a vampire, that’s cool and you can talk about it with them whenever.  And if they don’t know but are straight up like “hey are you a vampire?” you can be like “yes I am” and then you can talk to them about being a vampire because they already know now.

But the point is you can’t tell people.

So you’ve got this vampire who really wants to tell their friends and they’re dropping all these hints and being as obvious as they possibly can be but their friends just think they over-exaggerate everything.

“Hey, when did you learn to lock pick?”  “Sometime around the middle ages, I think.”  “Okay, fine, I won’t pry then.”

“Cool shirt!  When did you get it?” “Oh, about fifty years ago or so.”  “Dude you weren’t even alive.  It’s a hand-me-down, then?”

“Hey check out this cool Renaissance painting.” *points to a person lying dramatically on the ground* “That’s me.” “Haha, that totally would be you.  I’m the one getting his head chopped off.”  “No, you don’t get it that’s actually me.”  “God, I know.  You’re so dramatic.”

“How long has it been since you’ve been to Europe?” “A couple centuries at least.”

“What’s this red drink in your fridge?” “Blood.”  “Is it that new diet drink?”  “No, it’s blood.”  “No, seriously.  I’m thinking about trying this diet.  Does it work?”  *sighs*  “No.”

“How come you don’t have any mirrors in your house?”  “I don’t have a reflection.”  “Cool.  It’s really admirable that you’re not letting society’s expectations dictate your life.”

“Hey, it’s really sunny out today.  Wanna go for a walk?”  “No.  I will literally burn up and die.”  “Fine, stay inside and watch Netflix.  That’s cool too.”

“I heard these coffin beds are really supposed to help you sleep.  I’ve never seen one this cool though.  Where’d you get it?”  “I was buried in it.”  “Fine.  Don’t tell me.”