some guy

I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies

i've never been to the southern us i get all my information from tennessee williams plays

everyone in the south is a repressed homosexual

En Anglais, on ne dit pas “quatre vingt dix neuf”, on dit “ninety nine” qu'on pourrait traduire comme “Hurr durr, regardez mois, j'ai un système de numérotation fonctionnel” et je crois que c'est magnifique.

supermarkets should have benches

everywhere should have benches

literally said out loud to myself 'i need to do something to calm down and regulate my nervous system' and then opened tumblr.com. like a guy in a horror movie going to check out the scary sound in the basement.

Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever

is hockey supposed to make you feel like youre being hunted alive by wild animals

I would be so good at haunting you after i die

never understand the power of a haircut

this was meant to say “never underestimate” but fuck it the ability of a haircut to drastically alter your self perception is something humanity can never understand.

very upset because i cooked my oatmeal tonight in the microwave, because it’s easier, and you have to be careful using the milk, right? it bubbles up the oatmeal sometimes. and my preferred bowl (taller, has a handle, does not need to worry about the milk) is in to be washed tonight (crime #1) so i used a different bowl. guess what. i got distracted (crime #2) did not open the microwave at 1 minute mark so it can deflate (crime #3). oatmeal all over microwave tray. still upset about it four hours later. going to have cereal instead of oats as a snack right now. the cinnamon protein cherrios can’t get everywhere. the oatmeal is on probation. i don’t know if i will be eating oatmeal for breakfast tomorrow or not. i might go on strike.

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

to be completely honest *starts lying

I am taking the bus in paris i hope im not gonna get attacked by the creatures!

thinking about how long five inches would be if i was an ant

gotta be a couple meters at least