space invader

genuinely i wish a giant anvil would fall out of the sky and onto the vegas golden knights

i refuse to read shane/scott or ilya/scott because i’m fundamentally opposed to scott hunter but not like because he offends me just because i cannot imagine anything more boring. shane and ilya are my good friends and thus i am happy to read about them. scott hunter, i don’t know that man and furthermore i don’t believe there is anything to know about that man. you can’t fool me. i know a husk when i see one.

May the force blow your tits clean off

I’m sorry I’m still thinking about that moment in game 3 where the like entirety of both teams got sent to the box. The official on the ice said, “Pittsburgh number 17 - 4 minute minor for roughing. Everybody else - 2 minutes,” and I went “wait what do you mean ‘everybody else?’” and then watched in disbelief as 10 players skated over to the penalty box.