nowhereman

rip Harlan Ellison you would've hated all the people humanizing and writing x reader fics about AM. I'm thoroughly enjoying it though.

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

You are the servant. If evil flows within the veins of your siblings than you too are evil. Trade places with your twin, declare the teatime, and we will let you out.

we need to bring back the simple art of just “come to my house and we hang out without an activity or pretense or meal” my friend hung out on my couch for seven hours today we just gabbed… no specific plans no activities involved. likeee let’s just hang out on my couch forever and ever amen

You are the heiress. You are set to inherit a large sum of wealth from Murkoff’s logging industry, but to be worthy of this fortune you must mold yourself into my perfect daughter. Bread is the cornerstone of culinary civilization, the most basic of foods shared by the poor, which you will usurp from them. Enter the grocery store, use the blonde hair dye, purchase the wonderbread, and we will let you out.