...Thinking?

Really, please do, I have a lot of thoughts that I need to put somewhere before I explode :D

I did get it twice, but it's okay! I love Kate, sadly everything about her in my AU is just really depressing because Slenderman SUCKS, but I'll try and throw in a few happy ones because you flattered me 😌 (this also reminded me that I really have to make Kates face at some point, she's one of the only ones that I can't decide the appearance of, idk.)

She's fast. She's very, very fast (and I think I've mentioned this before, but I'm going back to it) due to the fact she's not actually in control of her body. Her muscles are moving at a rate that the average human wouldn't be able to reach even if they trained for years. This unfortunately means that on the rare occasions she regains control, she's left with severe pain because all her muscles are pulled or torn.

Excellent tracker, she knows the woods like the back of her hand even without the whispers telling her where to go. She often spends time by the river, following animals or people, observing them is a sort of entertainment for her.

Kate loves baths. Whenever she manages to find wherever Tim and Brian are staying, the first thing she does is have a bath. She doesn't like the shower though. It's too loud, it disorients her.

Before the forest she used to have a collection of bath bombs from her family members, her favourite made the water blue and purple.

She has a little house. I say house, I mean shack, and by shack I mean a bunch of pallets propped against a half fallen tree and covered with a tarp. It's full of the supplies she's been given, the food she's stolen from victims houses, and the collection of paper, pens, and charcoal she uses to illustrate the pages hung throughout the forest.

She was a very good dancer when she was little. She also did gymnastics but hated it because they wouldn't teach her how to do a backflip. Small Kate was not impressed.

Someone get this woman a fresh pizza. Seriously, she deserves one after all the shit she's been through. Her favourite is pepperoni, and sometimes when she's craving it, she'll follow EJ's trail to Jeff and BEN's apartment. They never lock their windows, and they never throw out their leftovers, so she gets a treat.

Bad driver. Very bad. Even when she wasn't half blind, she was still a bad driver. The very first time she got into a car, her father made a joke about her 'ploughing through the neighbourhood'. She laughed... and then proceeded to knock down two mail boxes, and fuck up someone's lawn. Honestly, removing her from the road was probably the kindest thing Slenderman has ever done, ironically he might've saved a few lives.

Her favourite season is spring. The forest is the most alive during those months.

Well that makes sense as to why I was so bloody confused lol! I'll look into the umbra version and attempt to skim the least weird sections. I don't normally hate a weirdo but the way you phrased that makes me think it's not the fun kind of weird.

Does it? Not really.

Despite how large the Creep populus of the city is, a woman with severe scarring to at least 60% of her body who walks with a very specific cane and has an obvious connection to Jeffrey Woods isn't exactly subtle.

Ah, Nina. My girl, my scene queen, everything I wanted to be when I was like 12. Yes, I have many hcs for her 😌 (Also two anons asked for this like an hour, so here you both go! ... Unless it's the same anon, then chill, I was getting to you)

Nina once cried over one those really low quality Instagram edits... It was of nyan cat. All out, full blown sobbing while a slowed version of the nyan cat song played.

Her screen name on most sites is Nin4th3ki113r. She once harassed another girl off of a site so that she could have her username.

Her favourite hair era was bleach blonde with pink bangs. Sadly, her hair is naturally dark brown, so the upkeep was insane and she ended up spending about 80% of her allowance of hair dye and bleach. It was a tragedy but she had to let it go.

She often has vivid, violent fantasies. Mostly towards people she doesn't like. She'll envision herself throwing things at their heads, stabbing them, pushing them in front of vehicles, basically whatever she can think of, before she does her breathing exercises and restrains herself. Therapy is a wonderful thing.

Loves the beach.

Nina yearns for the club. Unfortunately she's not old enough to get in yet. But she will be soon. And she will go so unbelievably hard that she'll probably wake up in a ditch.

Yes! Ann is here, I've got a couple of bashes of her and a criminally lacking amount of headcanons about my wife. I hang my head in shame 😔

I'll tell you a secret... I know nothing about Candy Pop. I've read the story, and the wiki, and for some reason I feel like it slops outta my brain so I usually just run away from headcanoning about him 🤫 But having said that... Clown marriage time😀

Entity marriages are more like blood pacts than anything, a binding of the soul to one another for eternity. Usually they happen privately in one of the entities realms... Not these two though. They wanted a fucking WEDDING.

They technically had a wedding back in the 1800s, but they figured 200 years was enough time spent together for a vow renewal.

Balloons, sparklers, confetti, a flower arch, they had it all. It was held in LJ's realm, so the entire time there was obnoxiously loud carnival music playing, so loud that several of their guests' ears began to bleed during the ceremony.

Speaking of the guests, yes, some Creeps were kidnapped in order to attend (Jeff, BEN, Jason and EJ). A few even came willingly, and by a few I mean the Puppeteer. Literally just him because he wanted to be a witness. The rest of them were dragged in by force and woke up the day after with a migraine and a really weird set of what they assumed were dreams. The rest of the guests were a combination of entities, corpses, and the occasional live victim. It was romance personified.

Ever seen two guys made out of play dough kiss. It's weird. They merge into each other in a way that's not quite appropriate for the public eye.

Married life suits them both, but not in a human way. More in a 'hey, I found a human with the exact colouring and build you wanted, wanna come stalk them with me?' type of way. Couples who stalk, possess and murder together stay together, I suppose. They pop into each others realms, LJ tells stories of victims and humanity, and Candy Pop in turn tells stories of his own realm.

Bonus: LJ wore a comedically huge bow tie to the ceremony. It looked like this

This blog is a solid 50% Toby at this point, I honestly have to give a few other people some spotlight... Having said that, have some more Toby headcanons! 🥳

Has a love-hate relationship with rom-coms. One one hand, he likes to watch people fall in love, it makes him feel less hopeless... But on the other hand, he gets very emotionally invested and has, on several occasions, had to turn off shows because he gets too pissed off over character's bad love decisions. Don't even get this man started on love triangles, he hates them.

He has had so many seizures that it's a miracle he made it this far. Heat stroke, substance use, medication, head trauma, you name it he's done it. He's not entirely sure how he's alive, but he's pretty sure it something to do with the Boss.

Speaking of heatstroke, during summer he's learnt to be extremely careful, he's can't tell when he's too hot, he just passes out, so he has a dedicated thermometer in his bag at all times.

He has tic in which he mimics the sound of a cricket. It scared the shit out of him the first time because he couldn't figure out how the hell his mouth made that noise.

He bites people (I think I've established this) both affectionately and because he wants to kill them and eat their flesh. It's really a toss up between the two.

Toby sees Lyra's 'ghost' every day. She's always there, on bad days she's mangled and disfigured by the crash, but on good days she's exactly how he wants to remember her, bright and alive, and happy. The bad days outnumber the good 10-1. They lead to him screaming at the walls, harming himself, and on one occasion considering gouging out his own eyes. (He thought better of it, the cons outweighed the pros)

-puppeteer lover anon

Add in the fact that in this AU they wore jorts for a year straight as a teenager, and now they refuse to wear jeans as an adult, yeah. Weirdo. Love them. (I need to make outfit eras for my characters omg.)

Now, I want you to imagine Tim struggling to wrestle both Helen and Toby's atypical temperature having asses out of their motel room during winter.

"Toby, put your jacket on."

"I'm fine. I have- I have a hoodie on."

"Its snowing, put your fuckin- Helen, why are you wearing shorts?"

"🧿_🧿"

"...That's not an answer, go put your pants on."

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