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Ask me anything about my Creepypasta AU!
Really, please do, I have a lot of thoughts that I need to put somewhere before I explode :D
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WHAT KIND OF MUSIC/BANDS DO THE CREEPS LIKE!!! :D
Thank you for the ask! I kinda had to google music genres for this and that's really embarrassing. I also just stuck to genre because I realised mid way through writing that I really don't know many bands lol. Gotta expand my taste.
Kate: 70s pop. Grew up on ABBA.
Hoody: Blues and Jazz. He likes the improvisational aspect.
Masky: Divorced dad rock. (Is this stereotypical? Yes. Do I care? No.)
Toby: 2000s pop. Lyra used to blare it on the nights when their parents would argue.
Liu: Christian Rock. Just kidding, Classic Rock.
Clockwork: Britpop. She likes the accents
Jane: She also gives me 2000s pop vibes. It's her guilty pleasure.
Jeff: Do I even need to say it? Emo music, a smattering of metal. He's one of the annoying 'name five songs' assholes.
EJ: He hasn't heard music in a while. Birdsong is enough for him.
Candy Pop: Classical, specifically violins and piano.
LJ: Circus music, the really wacky stuff that sounds like it was played on a thingamajig.
Jason: Classical, but he's also privately into folk music.
Ann: She's still figuring it out. She listens to a lot of pop music, but mostly she just goes with whatever's on the radio. It's hard to pick a genre when she doesn't really remember what she likes.
Dina: Drum and Bass. I'm not elaborating, just imagine it.
Helen: Intense classical music or 80s rock. No in-between.
Puppeteer: Punk and show tunes. As I've said before, terrifying combination.
Kagekao: Really likes elevator music.
Slenderman: The screams of the innocent... And piano. Anything with piano.
Zalgo: There's a lot of drumming in his realm, so probably that.
BEN: Electropop. He's tried to make his own and has a small but successful youtube channel.
Nina: Electropop, the traditional emo ballads, and anything scene. A lot of her music taste came from people she met online
Vine: Likes some soft piano, and also occasionally some show tunes. Blame Jonathan for introducing him to phantom of the opera.
Sally: Kidsbop. Duh.
What ships do you ship I am curious
One thing you gotta know is that I will ship ANYTHING if given enough motivation. So in general I ship like 90% of things in the fandom.
However, in this AU I have a little list and a fun relationship map that you may or may not have seen. It's the only way to properly catalogue the mess (there's a lot of exes going on). It's made up of a bunch of ships I enjoy and some that I made up like 5 minutes ago.
List time!
Toby and Liu
Helen and Jonathan
Jane and Mary
Candy Pop and LJ
Zalgo and Slender man (bet you were waiting for that one, huh, Madam?)
Tim and Ann (Soft launching this ship, okay? Okay.)
Toby and Helen
Clockwork and Toby
Jane and Ann
Kagekao and EJ
EJ and Kate (I'm also soft launching this one)
Dina and Helen
Jeff and EJ
Free time headcanons! Do any of them work out, keep up with hobbies, etc?
Hobbies! Love a hobby. I have many myself, most of which I don't keep up with. This was a very fun ask, it was also the ask that Tumblr decided to refresh my webpage on and delete EVERYTHING. So, sorry if I seem a little bitter. I am. Anway, let's do this... again.
Kate: Is looming a hobby? Cause she does that. Running through the woods too... But before everything happened, she really enjoyed dancing. She used to put music on in her room and spin around, occasionally she'd even make little music videos on her camera.
Just typed out like 3/4 of an answer to one of the asks in my inbox... Tumblr refreshed. Didn't save.
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If anyone is wondering how BEN is doing in my AU... Yeah, this is pretty much it.
(Look whos getting better at colour, ooo, it's me.)
Ko-fi! Give it a look if you can!
Small Ticciliu thing. They're in love btw.
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wwwwhat if we got sleep hcs? like positions the proxies sleep in or positions they find comfy etc etc
Oooh, I like this question a lot! I was gonna draw terrible stickmen illustrations but I thought better of it. I also wrote for all my characters (Proxies at the top) because I'm not entirely sure if you wanted everyone or not... And also I wanted to. Let's gooo!
Little Dina bash. I <3 Dina so much, she's so cool.
I might edit this a little tomorrow when I wake up
I would love to see your Zalgo Headcanons! You have such interesting takes on Slenderman and others I can't help but be curious for Zalgo's 🤔
Zalgo is a very fun dude. I like the idea of him a lot but I can't say I have a lot of headcanons for him... That shall change today!
He's ancient. Possibly existed before the galaxy, maybe even the universe, always having been somewhere in an alternate dimension, just waiting for the right being to come into creation so that he can begin his grand plan.
That plan is, of course, to make copious amounts of demon children and take over whichever reality is closest... It's going pretty well so far, but won't be done for at least a couple of centuries, so no need to worry.
All his mouths are functional, he speaks from them all at once in many voices, and yet he also doesn't speak at all. Much like Slender, his loudest voice is the one that never leaves his lips, instead it reverberates through the air at frequencies only other entities can hear.
He's a solid 300 ft tall. And that's in one of his smallest forms, his normal size is incomprehensible to almost any human.
He's a consumer. He'll eat anything, he feeds off of everything, be it physical, emotional, or spiritual. Zalgo absorbs it all.
He tried having proxies for a while, but he got bored. Humans aren't that interesting to him. What's the point of having dolls that would break so easily? The only one of his love's workers that seems any good is the boy who can't feel pain... The others are just so... pathetic.
He could crush a planet with ease if he wanted to, but he doesn't, it's too much effort and it would require SO many years of preparation. Sure, time is nothing to him, but still, he doesn't want to spend his millennia focused on growing his size, not while there's so much entertainment to take part in.
Zalgo can be summoned, but only by those he's met. And he's met a very select group of both entities and humans, so he doesn't have to worry about some random deciding to call him to Earth while he's trying to take a nap.
His realm is almost like hell, except he doesn't punish anyone. It's just a large, warm, seemingly infinite area that his children can swarm in. Home sweet home.
These aren't great in my humble opinion, so I might add a few more when I've mapped out his character a little more! Hope you enjoyed anyway, and thanks for the ask!

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i was not anon but i'll take the hit for the people. we have spoken. pube headcanons or riot
... Well, I truly didn't expect any of you to have the balls to actually ask. But hey, I gave you guys my word so... Pube/ body hair headcanons, here we go. Friends, do not judge me, I am a 'woman' of the people. Warning for NSFW? Kinda. I don't think body hair is obscene but society does, so reader discretion is advised. And I'd like everyone to know that pubes are as far as I am willing to go, no dicks on the blog 🫵
A little celebration post for 300 followers and 100 posts!
(It's not Sally's birthday but who cares, girlie deserves an extra cake)
Plus a speed draw (speedbash) since I was asked for one! Hope you enjoy watching me cock up faces for a whole 60 seconds lol
Liu Headcanon
Terrible liar.
Which is ironic given how good at it he was when he was younger, but I suppose he lost the skill with age. It's now been replaced with the crippling guilt that only a Catholic upbringing can produce, one which causes him to visibly cringe whenever he tries to lie to someone's face.
This makes life pretty difficult for Liu, given that he's technically in witness protection, is dating a serial killer, and is harbouring said serial killer in his apartment without his landlady knowing. (Marge knows. She knows everything. She's just waiting for Liu to tell her because she thinks it's an internalised homophobia thing and not an axe murderer thing.)
He also has a tendency to shift a lot when he lies, it has physical effects on his body, so he'll say some shit and then be stood like Michael Cera in the fucking corner.
Just saw the Backrooms movie. 7/10. Don't go to Primark afterwards, you'll trip tf out
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Yoooo twin do you have Slenderman headcanons.... Wait have I asked this before
I don't think you've asked before... Someone did but I think I'd remember if it was you, twin. I'm writing this on my phone at 2 am because this heatwave is hell, so apologies if this reads like ramblings of an insane individual.
There's no suit. He doesn't actually even wear clothes, its just the way his skin looks. A lot of it is decayed and textured like wood, if you knocked on him it would sound like banging on a door, however his 'tie' is actually a hole in his flesh that leads to his internal organs. Gross.
He eats... Through his chest hole, the face is actually more of a decoration, its like when moths have snake faces on their backs to ward off predators, it gives the effect of a much taller entity. It also distracts humans from the fact that he's low-key silly looking.
He interacts with Sally a lot. They met when she died because her Uncle murdered her in the forest. He's not her friend, however he does enjoy to observe her and those she lives with from time to time.
I've mentioned him being able to trap people in their own heads before, the longest he's ever done it was a year straight. It was Kate. He puppeted her around his forest for entertainment and set her on multiple of her 'friends' during that time.
I had a few questions about how him and Zalgo would... procreate. The answer is: I don't know. Some weird, freaky demon blood shit that would use their blood to create a new demon maybe? They're trying to make the best one they can, in hopes of creating some form of empire or warrior lineage to take over other realms. But don't worry, that'll take a good century or two so the Creeps are just chilling. No apocalypse yet.
Sometimes he enters a rage state and closes his forest to humans using mass mind control. He can tear the demons and creatures that live there apart because they'll slowly stitch themselves back together again, but humans don't work like that, not unless he exerts a lot of his power like he did when he bought back [REDACTED]. Its just a lot of effort, really. He'd much rather just be watching them run around than having to deal with putting their pieces back together.
Thank you for the ask!
Dina Headcanon
Due to her avoidance of wearing her glasses, Dina has (on multiple occasions) fallen down the stairs in her house.
I'm talking full on ragdolling it down the stairs, hitting every step on her way down.
It's happened so often that the other residents don't even react anymore. At first everyone was really concerned and Ann would check her over, but by fall number ten they just kinda... stopped. They'll just be sat around and hear several loud thuds followed by a little 'Ouch', and go '...Dina😔' before continuing on with their day.
This is also why she's had to replace her leg braces twice... And it's why there's a child gate on the top of the stairs at night. One would think it was for Sally, but no.