The Show Must Go On

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

hey guys guess what happened again just now

Literally any show can be improved by adding more older women. Not many know this, but it’s true.

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

listening to fleetwood mac is like. i don’t know this song but let’s give it a shot. oh wait i do know this song. i’ve heard it a million times and always liked it, i just didn’t know the name. on some level i kind of assumed that song was just an ambient part of the world the way the sound of the wind or birdsong in the trees was but apparently it’s by fleetwood mac. neat.

yall ever miss your own energy?? like damn wtf happened to me??

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam