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New and improved! Sad Wet Dog of a top is thinking about how he wants to hurt you but doesn't want to hurt you and the contradiction is slowly and steadily making him Lose His Whole Fucking Mind.

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

Climate change.

The first time Andrew manages to make Neil become loud, it's a bit of a shock, they're both pretty quiet and haven't really had to lower the volume of themselves before, but Andrew does something Neil's never experienced before and it pulls a loud moan or even a squeal from him which sends them both quiet with wide eyes before Andrews lips twitch and he does it again

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

bro we have to shotgun the weed. its not gay its just financially smart to do it. we get twice the value out of weed. come on just kiss me

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

by the way it's fine to like sexual content just for the sake of it. "we can't ban porn because other stuff will get banned" "sometimes nude art has value" "the government will classify queer people as sexual" this is all true but it's okay to just like porn. its okay to not want porn to be banned because you like it.

Erri I love u

HJFHSJIAA I LOVE YOU TOO ASH

Asexuality is crazy because it's like I'm so horny and my little fictional characters are so horny and we're all horny little guys in my head. I make my little blorbos kiss. But then a real human person wants to have sex with me and I'm like hahhahaha wtf how would that even work? You're not a blorbo?