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John and Paul accidentally get married to each other in late 1968/early 1969, sometime between John's divorce and when Paul actually got married, as a result of a marriage certificate ending up in the middle of Apple paperwork and those two not reading everything carefully enough assuming it was just songwriting credits things. Up to the author if there is a sinister reason behind it with someone wanting them to be married, or just Apple chaos. Homosexual marriage is still very much illegal, but it somehow goes through, only problem, homosexual divorce is also still very much illegal. Paul finds out when he tried to marry Linda in March and is told he is already married to John. Leaving both angry that they can't marry the women they were planning to, and that they *have to* be together now. They both realise they have been in love with the other for years as they are forced (it's all self force, it's just a piece of paper) into living with each other as a married couple, and doing activities that married couples do.

Stay clear of these two.

Paul finds a perfume in Paris he loves the smell of, it reminds him of one of his early memories on envying something traditionally feminine for himself when he smelled the light smell of his mother’s perfume she saved for special occasions, but masks under the guise of saying John should gift to Cyn so she can wear it for him. Leads to JP first time sex in Paris.