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francis answering scam calls in his old age bc of that quirk of his where he cant not answer the phone

"I asked Chat GPT" Okay well I asked Richard Papen and he just made something up on the spot and looked at me like he thought I couldn't tell.

You know what, hell yeah Marion!! Marry your dead boyfriend’s brother, and name your kid after said dead boyfriend!! Way to fuck up that family even more

She was a diva

something about how its all julians fault. something about julian being the most pretentious and obsessive out of all of them. something with julian being a coward. something about how julian was isolating the greek class. something something something.

The performative male TikTok’s would eat them up

friendly reminder that Bunny listened to this in his room, at full volume, late at night.

Another reason they had to kill that mf

Richard isn’t gay he’s bisexual and evil about it

richard papen is so relatable cus have you ever just wanted to be a part of a friend group soooo bad. and they only sorta gaf about you

Are you doing it for the plot or are you doing it for the morbid longing of the picturesque babe.

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

some problems are so humiliating the only solution is to solve them yourself and then continue to never talk about it

downside of this is you can never tell anyone when you’ve made huge progress or had a huge breakthrough bc you’re either keeping the problem to yourself or you’re pretending the problem is already solved and then rapidly working to make that statement true by the time anyone checks

This is literally me dealing with anything

Henry winter being the dark academia version of Regina George would never be not funny to me

i actually think that henry winter should've lived and had a kid so they could make him read brainrot and put it on tiktok