Pikachucka

get rich or die trying to graduate from college

hey bro

This??? Is an ass hole

ME AS A WIFE

How do people have 38 unread texts 936 unread emails like doesn’t inorganization give you anxiety? I hate a messy phone with too many red batches it freaks me out

All animals go to heaven is just illogical planning. You’re telling me every crocodile that ever lived is in heaven? Heaven must be swarming crocodiles. Does that sound like heaven to you? Thousands of millions of crocodiles?

is this post secret

one at a time. one at a time!

i guess we know who caught the corpse

i hate that americans call torches flashlights like i get it youre amazed by simple flashing lights but it already has a name

What the fuck torch what is this the Stone Age

life hack: break your fucking arm

“Forget about controlling my anger. Let’s RIOT!”

THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BREATHE

*Breathes through tiddy*

so much happening i cannot beleive this was 15 seconds