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got my organs put into an arcade machine at claires 

had my dead body mellified at claire’s

synthesized heart and soul at claire’s

working on a unified theory at claire’s

earned my life at claire’s

got scorpions in my lungs at claire’s

let the no-eyed people in at claire’s

here living in the walls at claire’s

i dug up your coffin at Claire’s

got my skull exposed at claire’s

hunted bill watterson down, currently looking at him through the window at claire’s

saw aurora borealis crush mankind at claire’s

got a really cool wig at Claire’s

laid track on this guy’s ass with a styrofoam bat at claire’s

Set my sundial backwards tilted and upside down at Claire’s

Saw two trucks have sex at clairs 

took a picture of you killing me at claires

everything works out nice in the end at claries

wore a mask of my own face at claire’s

clicked on an ad about one weird tip discovered by a mom at claire’s

Got my eyes gouged out at Claire’s.

g0t d0zens 0f chess pieces fl0ating like centipedes at claire'ss

Found out where mommy keeps the dynamite at claire’s

Threw my equipment around at Claire’s

built a grandiose and functionless machine that challenges human concepts of meaning at claire’s

Fell in love as an immaterial ghost who craves touch at claires

Father expressly forbidded claire’s at claire’s

I think my eyes pop outta my head every time I see a video pop up like "showing my family member hazbin hotel characters and having them guess their names" because you can do that???

Legitimately good example of how thorough you need to be to protect private information