Still Can't Think of a Title :(

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

me and my friends at the thingamabob and doohickey convention

august please be good to all the friends in my phone. thank you

hi guys! 👋 good morning☀️☀️☀️ im putting you all. in my pocket so we can enjoy life together!

I was playing a secret level of a video game and I got a pigeon that turned into a hot woman and I was really sad cause… I just wanted the pigeon :(

OK REALLLL

Boredom.

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it