honestly seymour was kinda on that respect women juice. he saw that dentist fucker slap audrey and without a second thought he was like “oh i think he definitely deserves to be fed to my weird plant”

thought this was about the tapir

What the hell is this............

If you see me looking zoned out it’s cuz im having a therapy session with myself in my head

everyone wonders why trees are so big, but I know.

OK, I can tell you, but the world will never be the same

their bigness comes chiefly from their height and their girth, which are both enormous. if you look at small things you will tend to find that they are very low in height, width, etc. (you get the picture). trees, however, have a very tall height and wide girth, which makes them extremely large

yoda isn't even a star wars character to me any more he's just his own man

*sees yoda in a star wars film* yo shit they cast that guy who sang seagulls

me putting a comma where it doesn’t belong: it’s sexy, it’s spicy, it adds a twist, a little color, a little interest

Last night @heedra pointed out to me that Baby Yoda's outfit and stance make it look like the IKEA Monkey and since then my life has not known peace