men who can’t maintain platonic friendships w women can’t be trusted lol

WHEN 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 CHOKE 👏🏼 A 👏🏼 GIRL 👏🏼 DURING 👏🏼 SEX 👏🏼 SQUEEZE 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 SIDES 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 HER 👏🏼 NECK 👏🏼 WITH 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 FINGERS 👏🏼 NOT 👏🏼 WITH 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 PALM 👏🏼 YOU’RE 👏🏼 SUPPOSED 👏🏼 TO 👏🏼 TURN 👏🏼 HER 👏🏼 ON 👏🏼 NOT 👏🏼 KILL👏🏼 HER 👏🏼

I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.

Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE

I no longer force things. what flows, flows

do you ever just fucking hate yourself for not working hard enough to reach your full potential?? cuz same.

i personally think its pretty crazy that karl marx actually knew what was gonna happen to us back in 1850 like this guy comes out of nowhere at what the fuck o'clock and goes, capitalism is going to creep into every single crevice of your lives there will be nothing left and all creativity and integrity will be taken away like. he just said that    and it was correct

Wanna do bad things to u but good things for u.

i cancel plans to spend time with me

Hear me out…. How about we just date, fall in love, communicate effectively, respect each other, support each other, and then boom. We get married 

Just a reminder that this is a crime and I'd never advocate for crime on this blog. :) Stay safe out there and don't get caught doing crimes!

Do Not do this y’all spread the word of not doing

Spreading this information so you know exactly what not to do.

Reblogging to let you all know what NOT to do.

it’s gardening season! please don’t plant lettuces/greens directly into the ground in an urban area or close to a building without getting a soil test. the risk of lead poisoning is very high. if you can’t afford a soil test and you must plant into the ground, try to grow something where you will only be eating the fruit and not the leaves & stems (i.e. tomatoes, cucumbers, etc) bc there’s less of a chance that heavy metals will migrate to the fruit tissues. better yet, build a raised bed or plant in pots!

Wow, I had no idea - thank you.