in which salt writes

trying to break it to the onboarding tech that no, we are not going to use his vibe-coded app for user onboardings, especially because 1) he can't even use the command line and 2) he's been ignoring the actually-supported portal I've been telling him to try out for two years now

this is a guy who, at our last christmas party, was asking me how I started learning powershell, and nothing in the last six months has indicated he took that advice

i actually don't give a shit what 'human nature' is. i don't care what we're 'meant' to live like, and i'm not interested in projecting a vision of whatever validates my political/ideological beliefs onto the past. it's natural for humans to die of diseases and injuries. it's natural for humans to hit each other to death with objects. i don't care if my body is 'meant' to be a persistence predator in an (unrealistically) idyllic hunter-gatherer society because actually my body is 'meant' to lay down and die of nerve dysfunction. defy and overcome your fucking nature and do what you want without hallucinating the support of a thousand dead apes.

Teleporting does kill you but it also launches your soul through samsara in a sort of geostationary orbit velocity, so you reincarnate instantly.

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

Wait until God comes down to claim IP over all of creation and you artists are gonna be fuuuucked for taking inspiration from the world