the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

hang on i gotta google something

no language should be mocked other than french

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.

mike oiseauxwski

MIKE OISEAUXWSKI 😭😭

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Objection English should be mocked

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i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

do we have to Endure it tomorrow too?

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

at least the colour green exists