One Piece men ranked by the size of their tits:
āTalented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it.ā Love you kingšĀ
We never really get a good look at this mans honkers but theyā¦ seem big? I mean his neck is really thick so why wouldnāt his bean bags be? They seem a bit flat, but he kind of makes up for it with the unbuttoned shirt look. I donāt know what else to tell you. At least heās keeping the family tradition alive, make your fathers proud kingš¤
His tits are literally fireš„š„š„ ah ahahaha haaa.
Extra points for always showing them off. May his tits rest in peace ššš
I hate this man so much, weāve literally only seen him wear a suit (and prisons robes) but Iām like a 100% sure that his titties are fat. I mean look at his smug fucking face of course he has big bazongas, I hate him.Ā
Top shelf titties, I mean just fucking look at themā¦ bounce bounce, you get what Iām saying?
Takes every opportunity to show them off, literally the king of titties, Iām sorry I donāt make the rules. And the scar? We love to see it. I do think that at least Smoker has bigger peepers than Zoro but Zoro really has that fat titsĀ energyā¢Ā that a lot of men in One Piece lack so Iām putting him above SmokeršĀ Ā
Am I biased? Yes. Do I care? NošĀ I love this bitch and his fat titties. Extra points for the tattoo.Ā
Should Katakuri be higher on the list? Probably. Do I care? No
I miss Oden so much. Keep thotinā around in heaven flat ass kingšššĀ
Also suffers from the very common disease ofĀ āwide fucking neckā but atleast his boobs are big.Ā
I HATE THIS MAN SO MUCHĀ WHO LET ROGER OUT OF THE BOAT LOOKING LIKE THATĀ THOTTY ASS LOOKIN BITCH WHY THE FUCK DID ODA GIVE THE MAN TITTIES THAT BIG WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKĀ I do appreciateĀ the flair though so extra points for that.Ā
āBut weāve never seen Garpās boobies how do you know if theyāre bigā SHUT UP. LOOK AT HIM.Ā LOOK AT HIM.Ā DoesĀ that look like a man with small titties? TRY TO TELL ME THAT GARP DOESNT HAVE MASSIVE HONKERS, YOU CANāT. Do you even think Roger would have fought or even considered someone without big boobies a threat? NO, OF COURSE NOT. Heās literally a fucking triangle. Anyway thatās why Garp has to have fat titties, next question.Ā
3: Edward Newgate, Whitebeard
The man is basically just a pair ofĀ boobies with legs wearing a black bandanna. Also, his tits are bigger than Marcoās whole fucking head (see picture), I donāt know what else to tell you dude.Ā
I meanā¦ just fucking looking at him
Does Kaido have bigger tits than Franky? Yes. Should I have put Kaido on the number one spot? Probably. Am I going to do that? No. LISTEN, who else WEAPONIZED THEIR FUCKING NIPPLES? NO-ONE. There is no-one in One Piece thatās on the same level as Franky, NO-ONE and thatās that on that.
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